Pickin' Up Chicks

This happens to me every spring.  My mind turns to chicks.  And when I want to pick up chicks, I head to Waterloo. That's right.  I am always assured of getting the kind of chicks I want in

My Heart Sank

I don't know why this shocks me so much. I do stories all the time about this happening to other people.  That didn't dull the sinking feeling I had the other day as I watched some schmuck in California buying